While I have made it my policy here to add anyone that asks, meaning my friends total has now well surpassed 150.  Only four of which have actually made any contact with me...or is it three?

But there is one thing I won't tolerate, and that tried to add me a few days ago.

Male genitalia.

In fact, any genitalia, any graphic nudity I will not allow on my friend's list.  It makes me look bad, I do not want a penis on my friends list.

In fact, I may have to check my friends list now to check I haven't been duped into adding a penis.

It was disgusting, I'm not a huge fan of naked men, but I can't stomach it when it's sprung on me suddenly, they're so wrinkly and ugly...who would want their evolutionary setback (or if you're religious, your God(s)'s 'intelligent design' of "ooh look we need the human males to have genitals, oh look there's a bit of elbow skin and a chicken leg left over in the box") representing them on the web?

So either remove your penis from your picture, or start convincing everyone that penises are beautiful.

Or both.

Just don't show it to me.