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April 21 How to be alienated from an internet community in 1 easy step!Turn up.
There should be enough assholes on there to do the entire job for you!
In fact, this probably applies to most social situations, whether computer-based or not. April 14 When smiling got scary, and people for that matterI've just looked through a photo album of a classmate's campaign for votes as Sports Officer at our Union, then their subsequent trip to the Union club night...
It seems on every photo where people realise they are being photographed they put on this strange, wide smile. It got wider the more drunk they appeared throughout the night.
One particular smile scared me and mesmerised me to the point that it should be in a horror movie somewhere...
Perhaps it's because I'm not hounded by people with digital cameras every time I go out, or maybe the smiles scare me so much because everyone I go out with pouts like a London runway model every time their picture is taken. It's not sexy, ladies, you look like a fish.
On another note, some weirdo has left a guestbook comment (now deleted) and a blog comment (can't be deleted
 ) that are somewhat nasty. I don't know what this guy's problem is, he calls himself "the Englishman" and yet his Space is dedicated to reporting mostly bad news from the Far East. Now I know almost all Englishmen are bastards anyway, but true Englishmen know when to be gentlemen when the time calls for it, and contacting strangers is one of them.But without these people I wouldn't have any justification to hate the human race. Apart from cars, tarmac, overpopulation, unsustainable technology, wars, disease...and how they all whinge about it when it goes horribly wrong. April 08 Please, no messenger addsAs much as I enjoy welcoming my new friends, it only extends to this site. I do not appreciate randomers on my MSN Messenger list, more importantly I don't appreciate randomers messaging me. Talk to me on here first so I know we can at least have a half-decent conversation on MSN Messenger. There's nothing worse by being messaged live by someone you've never talked to before.
So feel free to leave comments and such, but please, ask before you message me on MSN.
I considered running this through Babel Fish for Turkish, Spanish, Italian and Japanese versions of my plea, but the result may make as much sense to the natives as it does to me. April 02 Drunk...but still (mildly) coherentI just wanted to report how glad I was that more females are adding me as friends. The males only add me to have another pretty face on their profile list (and this was me after a makeover by my friend Victoria). I don't mind if this is the intentions of the girls as well, I like seeing girls wanting to add me on their friends list
 And I've had a whole bottle of wine to drink (and there's more waiting!) and I get incredibly social while I'm intoxicated. So beware those with Spaces...
The 1895 book is going well, it's teaching me year 6 stuff about nouns, verbs and adjectives. Hopefully I will soon move onto the proper English of the 19th Century. April 01 Interesting newsWhilst looking for an online reason to not go to bed just yet I looked at some of the MSN blogs and found these interesting little facts. I am a fan of random miscellany, especially when it is funny. These are no exception: • The shortlist for the Oddest Book Title of the Year has been announced. The six titles are:
- How Green Were the Nazis? I must admit, I do want to buy How Green
Were the Nazis? and get The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America for
my dad for the next present-giving occasion...Christmas, I do believe. |
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